Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Insights on the Bachelor

So here's the situation:
      You are a 29 year old, beautiful, confident woman looking for her soul mate. You could try dating sites, or just sighting a boy in your local coffee shop, but no that would be too easy. You decide to try to be on "The Bachelor". You don't know or haven't even seen the guy that will be on the show, but you assume that he'll be cute and will have some sort of personality. You send in your picture and profile to ABC and pray that out of a million girls, you will be one of the 20 or more girls shown to have a chance with your mystery man.

Surprise!!
    You have been chosen to have a chance with your mystery man. You are taken in a limo to meet this guy, and you're absolutely freaking out. Will he complete your fairytale? You step out of the limo, and look into his eyes. He's pretty stinking hot. You're waiting for that one connection, that one look. You slowly walk up the stairs into the stranger's arms. You embrace, he says "hi, how are you?" "AND NEXT!" You are rudely interrupted by a scream from backstage, and another limo pulls up with another girl in the car who has the same exact dreams as you do. You walk into the house, praying for a better tomorrow.
       When you walk in the house, to your surprise, you see 20 other girls talking to eachother and waiting. You realize your chances are slim as you look at that one rose. That one rose that determines your future with this guy you know nothing about. Suddenly, things are rushing back at you. All the stuff you left behind is being flashed back into your face. You left behind your job, your family, and you put your future on hold for this guy you don't even know and that you have a slim chance of even getting.

I hope it's worth it.

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